There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just googled if crying burns calories
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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