And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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