dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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