We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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