Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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