dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
