Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm sobbing to NWA
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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