people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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