How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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