Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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