I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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