my vag is so smooth its legendary
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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