dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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