just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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