Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Randomize
