I am in a vortex of obligation.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
