I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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