It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
