Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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