as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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