We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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