That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
