U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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