friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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