if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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