I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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