I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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