it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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