He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
