fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I skipped work to stalk him.
Acid is not a monday night drug
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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