So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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