That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I need to calm my uterus...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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