yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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