WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm always down for nudity.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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