Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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