and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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