Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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