Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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