porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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