The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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