i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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