she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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