i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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