Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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