I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My ATM looks so different sober.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
