doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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