His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Damn victory sex feels great
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
