You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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