we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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