Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The adults are the big ones right?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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