she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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