dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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