Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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