You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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