Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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