dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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